Si DAN Taga BICOL

This is really funny!!! Below is the story and experience of "Dan the Bicol Man" when he went to the United States...


Dan the Bicol Man.
Si Dan, taga Bicol:

Dumating si Dan sa Amerika sa tulong ng kanyang Kumpare na may kontak sa immigration sa Pilipinas.

Medyo tagilid ang papeles niyakaya masyado siyang maingat (TNT baga).
Ayaw man lang lumabas ng bahay si Dan kung hindi kasama ang kanyang kumpare.

E minsan, nagsawa na ang kanyang kumpare sa kaaalalay sa kanya. "Pareng Dan," sabi ng kumpareng tinatago ang inis, "Heto ang susi ng kotse at mga credit cards ko. Magshopping ka naman sa Mall para malibang ka."

"Kung may problema ka, tawagan mo ako sa telepono. Papasok na ako sa opisina.

"Dahil siguro sa hiya ni Dan, kahit nerbiyos na nerbiyos siya, sinubukan niyang lumabas. Tuwang-tuwa si Dan sa pamamasyal sa mall.
Nakapili siya ng mga damit na gusto niya. Ngunit pagdating sa cashier,biglang nataranta at natakot si Dan.

Tanong ng cashier,"Visa or Master Card?"

Haripas si Dan palabas dahit sa takot! "Aba, hinahanap ang visa ko!? Baka nabisto na ako! Syet!" Sakay kaagad siya sa kanyang kotse.

Harurot.

Kaso, halos wala ng gas ang sasakyan kaya huminto siya sa isang gas station. Nang maglalagay na siya ng gas, biglang nagsalita ang cashier sa speaker, "Sir, pay first, please."

"Naku, patay! Papers daw! Hinahanap ang papers ko!

"Nagtatakbo si Dan sa mga eski-eskinita hanggang makakita siya ng pay phone.

Patago-tago siyang lumapit sa payphone."

(Hingal) Kailangang matawagan ... ko si kumpare...para masundo niya ako rito (hingal)."

Pagtaas niya ng handle ng telepono, narinig niya,"AT&T how can I help you?"

Aba, anak ng putakteh, alam na TNT ako! Buking na ako!"

Pagbaba niya ng telepono, may Amerikanong nakatayo sa likod niya, tanong ba naman, "Are you done?"

Napahandusay si Dan sa phone booth. Biglang bulalas, "Buray kan ina!, alam pa ang pangalan ko!"

Nagulat ang tisoy, "Hey, be cool, man!"

"Naku! Alam pa kung taga saan ako!"

"Is that your green car parked in the red zone?"

Hihimatayin na si Dan! "Hinahanapan pa ako ng greencard"!!!!!

Kaya sa matinding takot, nagpahuli na lang si Dan.

Ngayon si Dan ay nasa Bicol na muli at binansagan na"Dan Balikbayan."

Is your relationship in Trouble?

It's been a while since i last updated my blog so i surf on the net for a possible entry. I come across this topic and want to impart especially those who belong in a relationship . REad on it...

Sometimes we can pick up on the signs that our relationship is in danger, and at other times, we cannot. In fact, a relationship can dig itself so far deep into a hole, that we do not realize it until it has itself hanging by it’s very last thread. This is why it is important to detect the signs of a relationship in danger. If you are not sure what to look for, here are some questions you should start asking yourself and start observing your relationship with these questions:

* Are you suffering from low self-esteem due to what takes place between you and your partner?

* Do you find yourself lying to your partner or often have the feeling that he/she is lying to you?

* Do you feel more sad or angry than happy in your relationship?

* Are you frequently discussing and complaining about your relationship to others?

* Is it difficult to express your feelings and talk to your partner about your thoughts and concerns?

* Is your trust for your partner fading or has already completely faded?

If you answered “Yes” to most or all of these questions, your relationship is in need of repair. Although every relationship cannot be saved, it is always a great possibility get back on track and stir up the passion again, with the proper effort and care.